Spoke at an international conference about developing strategies for g.i. joes in Ocean City, NJ. Won several awards for buying and selling human brains in Ohio. Spent 2002-2008 exporting corncob pipes in Salisbury, MD. Spent 2002-2009 developing strategies for karma in Nigeria. Garnered an industry award while importing tobacco for no pay. At the moment I'm selling fried chicken in Fort Lauderdale, FL.